The Blue Planet

Once upon a time there was a bright blue planet, full of rainbow coloured people. But it got too hot, more than 1.5 degrees C. "What shall we do?" Everyone went to live in the Antarctic but it started to melt. So they went to a cold place on a hot planet, because climate change is happening all over the universe. Unless we change we won't understand what to change.

"What can we do?"
"We need help from someone extra special... maybe a super hero! 
"Who can we contact?"
"Send for Freta!"

So then they stopped wasting fossil fuel and eating meat, and called for Freta to come and save them. Then Freta saved them and they jumped for joy for 1000,000 years. Then they finally landed on a very big planet with a space dog. The space dog barked. His name was Joey and he was fluffy. He barked again and then Superman appeared. Superman shouted, "Hello," then they jumped for joy. Then Superman jumped onto the moon. Then when everyone stopped jumping they shouted so loud that the planet that they were on broke in half.

Then they fell into a black hole and ended up in the Stone Age. They could barely talk,  all they did was wave their arms about a lot and they were in the Iron Age and splattered on top of a woolly mammoth and nearly got swallowed by all its fluffiness. Then they saw the dog again and the dog somehow got on top of the mammoth but... there was a T-Rex and he wanted to fight the mammoth. The mammoth was magical and used its laser eyes to make the T-Rex into smithereens.

The mammoth was friendly and took them to the Egyptian times. When they arrived they found dancing Pharoahs! They didn't know what they were jiving to! Then the blitz killed the Pharoahs and the Jerrys had a fight. (Salah is the best player in football).

Suddenly, there was a tremendous boom, the ground shook and a strange serpent appeared from the ground, chasing its tail like a benzene ring!! In a flash the moon was lost from the sky and everywhere was in darkness. It was Gru!! He had stolen the moon! Again!!

Then, all of a sudden, there appeared Flash Gordon on his hoverboard or jet pack or something. He took them to Gru in space and they had an awesome wizarding duel!! Flash winged Gru in the shoulder and Gru won by getting Flash Gordon square in the face. Gru was officially crowned Master of the Universe and was gifted his very own solar system of planets to rule. He set about creating a brand-new species.

Afterwards he stopped for coffee and cake. But the coffee shop was shut!! And the coffee shop owner turned out to be his arch enemy Atraxa. His dog was a Sealyham and that says volumes about his values and tastes. He never dared leave it alone by the oven when he was cooking sausages.

The dog, which was called Parsnip, was a lovely grey colour, just like a soft rain cloud. Unfortunately he smelt like a wet rain cloud. He smelt like a wet rain cloud because he had gone to a big, wet stinky park on Friday when it usually rains because he was bored. One chilly autumn day, Atraxa came who was from earlier, and killed Parsnip!! John Wick style! 

Gru was royally told off and harvested materials from three of the planets in his personal solar system, as mentioned earlier, and constructed a big old massive space cannon and used it on Atraxa's home planet of Zookabook!! Atraxa's young son, whose name was Atraxes, Prince of the jungle Moon of Zookabook, swore vengeance on his father's killer. He traveled to a popular star port and boarded a star liner headed to Earth, when Gru had left for the night to go to a wine tasting.

While Gru was out, Atraxes snuck into his house and kidnapped Parsnip with the aim of ransoming him off for the deeds to all the planets in Gru's personal solar system.  But upon realising that Parsnip had been dead, this whole time, he broke down, knowing that his plan would fail  and Gru would come home, happily filled with wine and cheese. Until, he was approached by a mysterious stranger. A tall, dark sinister man, smoothly gliding towards Gru on his private hovercraft, piloted by a shiny silver robot.

Gru gasped. It was his long-lost father!! The two men embraced, glad to have bumped into each other at last!! They lived happily ever after.

The End.                  20/11/2021